1. Low-rise jeans and thongs, aka whale tails.
2. This man and his hat.
3. Watching movies on your iPod Nano.
4. Three-quarter length/capri pants.
Are they shorts? Are they trousers? Either way, do not wear them ever.
5. Posing for all your profile pictures exactly like this.
6. Multicoloured metal braces.
7. Taking down the world’s problems one wristband at a time.
8. Being ~liberal~ with the fake tan.
9. Constantly poking all your friends on Facebook.
10. Chunky zebra stripe highlights.
11. Inflatable furniture.
12. The Mentos and Coke experiment.
13. Jazzing up your regular outfits with an unnecessary school tie.
14. Really ~descriptive~ email addresses.
16. Wearing Ugg boots outside.
17. Chuck Norris jokes.
19. Zipping around everywhere on Heelys.
20. Hannah Montana.